Nanopost: Mr. Black on Chinashop, 4 Stickers Left

February 4th, 2010 · Biorequiem

These nanoposts will be happening more often, I do believe. Let’s get to it!

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A few days ago, I dowsed myself in glitter and headed to Bardot, to scope out the Los Angeles incarnation of NYC’s infamous Mr. Black. Known for its bottomless waiters and outrageous theme nights, Mr. Black LA has been going strong since September. You can read about my night and see the gallery for this event on Chinashop.

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I can’t quite believe it, but Poke stickers are sold out already! There are just 4 Cumulus Confection stickers left, so if you were thinking of picking them up this is a good time to do so. They’re $4.25 each.


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Style Dispatch 007 – Spartan Resolution and Black Coal Hearts

February 1st, 2010 · Style Dispatch

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The first Style Dispatch of 2010 is a bit rushed, so I hope you will excuse this cross-post from Haute Macabre, A Spartan Resolution:

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I have decided that, having as much clothing as I do should preclude me from adding anything to my obese closets until next winter. That’s right, a whole year without shopping.

It might sound insane at first, especially if you consider that, until now, I shopped almost monthly. However, in recent days my longing for order and a sort of zen sensibility has amplified. My soul screams each time I gaze into the wardrobe abyss before dressing. The epithets may change, but the meaning remains the same: I HAVE TOO MUCH STUFF.

And it’s true. I don’t know what I own anymore and it’s nearly impossible to locate whatever I feel like wearing in the chasm. I have been battling with ways to organize, to catalog, to make sense of it all, but until a massive culling occurs, the problem shall remain. So, can a rabid fashionista abstain from acquisition and evade the lure of the shiny and the new?  This is my experiment.

I have no idea as to how this will play out. Perhaps my fashion blogging will get desperately enthusiastic, strung high on longing. Maybe, in an effort to shop vicariously, I’ll beg you to buy new things and post photos of yourselves in them here. I might start a folder on my desktop dedicated to a very few select things I simply can’t live without and will buy once my fashion fast is over. Because I haven’t had much need for innovation, I’m especially looking forward to getting into the wardrobe remix spirit and finding new ways to wear things.

The last few clothing items I purchased were from H&M’s first round of [admittedly awesome] fall fashion and I stopped there, pledging to spend no more, not counting undergarments. My goal is to actually get rid of stuff throughout the year, hopefully resulting in a streamlined, organized collection of nothing but créme de la créme. Quality over quantity, at last.

Sometimes I even wonder if I’m slowly developing a Cayce Pollard-style fashion allergy, at the apex of which I will reduce my wardrobe to pure basics, removing anything that even hints at trends and embellishments. Then I look at my small collection of Fluevogs and know in my heart I am safe.

Un-official mini-update! It’s been one month and I have purchased nothing. There have only been two items that tempted me – a new leather jacket and a pair of intensely ornate lace tights, but nothing overly painful. Sadly, I haven’t had time to get rid of anything either, but I hope this changes in February.

Allow me to preface the rest of the post by saying that I was in a hurry to leave, it was night time, and my landlady has locked up the roof, so these photos were super-mega-quick and dirty. This is a slight augmentation of the everyday uniform, generally consisting of tights, layered tops, leather jacket and boots. The chief difference here being the addition of a pattern and accessories.

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There was once a time when I was filthy with pins, clips, rings. bracelets, etc, but no more. these days I prefer one or two strong pieces. Not a big fan of Valentine’s Day, which is fast-approaching, judging by too-rosy window displays and overabundance of candy at the grocery store, so huge black heart jewelry makes me extra-happy. Those aren’t stones, but silky stained wood, soundly wrapped in silver.

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Nano-post: Chinashop Returns, Biorequiem Stickers Now Available!

January 27th, 2010 · Biorequiem, Inkdrops

It’s been a whirlwind over here. Between last week’s Coilhouse residency on Whitechapel, Issue 04 selling out, working on Issue 05 content, shooting naked girls, doing coverage for Chinashop, and planning a small party [about which I will tell you later], I’ve barely got time to breathe. However! I come up for air bearing news of hot girls and art.

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Indeed Chinashop is back from winter break and just in time for me to cover the recent Doctor Sketchy Marathon, featuring the beautiful, bendy Mosh as one of the figure models. Feast your eyes on this porcelain beauty:

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Go on over to Chinashop to read my micro-coverage and see my gallery of this excellent event. This was so, so much fun! Doctor Sketchy’s has got to be one of my favorite things to do in LA, period, and I’m determined to actually draw instead of snapping away at the next one.

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At long last, STICKERS. Oh yes, Cumulus Confection and Poke are both available in shiny, contoured, limited edition sticker form, as of RIGHT NOW. There are only fifty [50] of each available so grab ‘em while they’re hot.

Cumulus Confection sticker – $4.25


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Poke sticker – $4.25 – SOLD OUT

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There. Now please excuse me as I tumble into the shower while simultaneously getting dressed and starting my car. I’ll be back soon.

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Power of Self Contest Extended, Six Days of Rating Left

January 15th, 2010 · Biorequiem

Since announcing my portfolio yesterday I’ve received over 800 votes. This is, in a word, amazing. Not the generic sort of amazing in ” that spandex makes your butt look amaaazing, dahhlink”, but actually amazing. I am amazed. You have come through on a massive level. Last night I spent thirty minutes thanking a portion of the Tweeps spreading the word, but here’s another massive THANK YOU to my Haute Macabre peeps and to Gawwla Dawwling for including a link to my portfolio in her iCing Carousel today.

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And this morning I woke up to this message in my inbox: “In response to popular demand, your deadline has been extended to Midnight, January 21st.”  Oh man! This means six more days of rating. And that, in theory, everyone who’s rated my portfolio so far can go back daily and rate it for the next six days. It’s literally two clicks, yo!

Once again, with feeling, my submission portfolio on the Power of Self contest website: http://www.artistswanted.org/zoetica If you like what I make, please click five stars.

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I Entered a Self-Portrait Contest, and Here’s Why

January 14th, 2010 · Biorequiem

I’ve done something that my mom has been asking me to do for at least two years. I’ve entered an art contest. Usually, I “don’t have time”. It can be argued I didn’t really have time this time either, but who am I to keep my mom waiting this long?

The thing about self-portraiture in the age of the internet is that everyone does it. With the current popularity of 365 projects, you can almost bet that every other Flickr stream will have a self-portrait set. But, why not? In the end, ourselves is all we have. Our personas, our projections, how our hair looks when we wake up, our faces when we cry, the skin under our fingernails right after we’ve fucked someone’s brains out – all those transient memories of the meat can be crystallized forever. The temptation is too great. Raw emotion and experience, in endless supply. If photographers are already documentation addicts, then self-portraits are the ultimate poison.

In my work, I don’t go for grit, or for shock, and I certainly don’t go for the mundane. I try to pin down and preserve dream states, like the moment when you close your eyes and look at the warm sun through the red of your eyelids and drift. The ambiguous in-between minutes separating lucidity and sleep. The tricks our eyes play in dim light and then, the way we wonder if the world is quietly opening its shutters to grant us a peek at another side and then another. Often, the hours of friendly discourse over too much coffee on the subject of what might happen if every reflective surface was Lewis Caroll’s looking glass.

Without further ado, my submission portfolio on the Power of Self contest website: http://www.artistswanted.org/zoetica If you like what I make, please click five stars.

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Photo Flurry 016 – Coilhouse 04 and The Remains Of The Year

January 13th, 2010 · Photo Flurry

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Have you heard? The fourth issue of Coilhouse magazine is out and ready for love. According to everyone’s favorite Space Bastard, Warren Ellis,

COILHOUSE is, as ever, a huge slab of a cultural object, and a stone fucking bargain at $15 American plus postage.

This link leads to an extensive post about the contents of this issue, which features Grant Morrison, Alejandro Jodorowsky, cover girl Kristamas Klousch, and many, many more. You can pick up your Coilhouse 04 here.

For 04’s Inform/Inspire/Infect section dividers, I decided to go with meticulous pen and ink drawings. Snake Charmer, below, is Infect, and might be available in limited edition print form one day soon.

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I have a list of other posts I intend to make that’s THIS BIG, too. Initially I was going to write one of those monsters that take half a day to peruse, but today is not the day. In the next few days you can expect news about Style Dispatch, new Chinashop galleries, a limited run of small things for sale, and a few big announcements. For now though, I’m going to dump some photos that have built up over the past few weeks, and I’m going to dump them right under this here jump.

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Photo Flurry 015 – I’ll Be Back

December 30th, 2009 · Biorequiem

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December 30, raining, happy. Just popping in to quickly mention that I am, indeed, alive but won’t be back until about a week into the next year. I’ve been tasked with a new project that’s taking up, literally, all my time. However, I do dig the new year’s eve symbolism and  plan to greet 2010 with a small group of friends, watching movies, drinking champagne, eating fondue, and being fahbulous. How about you?

And so I don’t leave empty-handed: pictures from wandering on Grand Avenue after a visit to MOCA’s First Thirty Years exhibit. To me, these capture the Los Angeles winter mood fairly well.

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And a bunch from a visit to mine and Ales’ friend, Matt Levin. Matt is an artist and you should check out his stuff here. He has prints for sale here – I have one and it’s pretty damn epic. One of Matt’s sculptures:

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And now I go, leaving you with the photos after the jump.

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Photo Flurry 014 – A Very Special Biorequiem Christmas

December 24th, 2009 · Photo Flurry

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It’s Christmas and no one’s online, so while I have this moment to myself I will sneak these photos of holiday cheer, LACHSA-style. Two of my oldest friends, Lumi and Josh, share a birthday on December tenth and occasionally celebrate together – this was such an occasion.

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These birthdays tend to turn into high school reunions and when you are a person who attended an arts high school, reunions are pure illicit merriment. The party was vagrant-themed and there was cake and truffles and wine and amazing shmancy macaroni and cheese, and a huge dining table dedicated to one thing – papercraft!

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Crafty guests had an array of paper, glues and vintage scissors at their disposal with which to make holiday decorations for a very speshul Christmas tree. I couldn’t resist the lure of the creative spirit [there was also a bag of truffles on the table] You can see the whole set here, my favorites – below.

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Sweet panda butt.

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I made this Krampus to make up for the thing behind the jump. You’ll see it in a few seconds.

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Its tongue moves in a fashion that makes the laydeez giggle.

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Piggy.

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Josh-made skull. Once, Josh made me a pair of underpants, which I still wear, with this same skull bleached into them.

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Below the jump, an articulated paper penis I made and am extremely proud of.
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Style Dispatch 006 – Chim Chim Cher-ee

December 21st, 2009 · Style Dispatch

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I’m just going to stop apologizing for taking too long to post this or that. So what if it’s been two months since the last Style Dispatch? You’ll take it when you can get it and you will love it. YEAHH! Wait… Where are you going? I was just joking. Please, come back. I took some photos of an outfit for you and everything! Was saving them for the holidays, but here they be now because I will have bigger news to share later in the week, anyway.

I call this look, The Chimney Sweep’s Daughter.

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[the filth is on the inside]

The draped funnel neck shape I hold so dear is acquired here by draping and pinning of a light cloak over a thin sweater, mixed with a skirt+sock combo and rounded off with a  pair of sturdy Victorian-era-inspired ankle boots.

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This silhouette is fun and relaxed, but still allows for a glimpse of  femininity. The loose cloak shows the body’s shape by revealing tight sleeves and part of the torso. Wearing this combination with a skirt and heeled boots highlights the legs and balances the purposely-lumpy top. It’s a nice break from formfitting garb on colder days, when oft-eschewed comfort appeals more than ever.

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Photo Flurry 013 – SG Photography 2009, Round Three

December 18th, 2009 · Photo Flurry

Suicidegirls sets of 2009, final post! Round One and Round Two, if you missed them.

Every week until 2010 I’m going to post ten of my favorite Suicidegirls photos from the sets I had featured on the site this year. Think of it as a way to celebrate the wonderful models I worked with over the past eleven months. Along with the images I’ll share two or three factoids from each shoot. We’ll start at the beginning of 2009 and, when we get to the end, we’ll stop.

As I was writing this, I realized that another set of mine is op on the front page of SG today. Check it. It’s called “How to Cure a Hangover” and is one of the sets shot in Las Vegas during the filming of an upcoming SG movie, Suicidegirls Guide To Living. Without further ado, mostly because my black currant tea is getting cold, I give you the photos.

Bully – Tumbleweed

  • Bully is from Ohio
  • Shot in Culver City, CA
  • There were leaves and branches all over the lobby from a video that was shot there the previous day
  • Which is where the name of the set came from

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Sissa – Wide Open Space

  • Sissa came from Italy
  • Earlier in the shot, she wore an emerald satin corset and undies set from Flutterbydaisy
  • The floors were freshly lacquered, which might be my favorite aspect of this shoot

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Soya – Right Thurr

  • I grabbed Soya to shoot minutes after she got off a plane
  • All her clothes were packed-up so, before getting naked, she wore my sweater in the set
  • This happened in Las Vegas, at DJ Lisa Pittman’s place, next to all her vinyl 
  • We pulled out a bunch of records, among them, Chingy’s “Right Thurr”
  • Look at that face

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Fractal – Heaven in Black

  • I have these shoes
  • They’d really needed to be properly documented ever since they came into my possession
  • We shot this downtown at our friend Jeremy Kasten’s beautiful apartment
  • And you all know Fractal from Haute Macabre, of course

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Tiffini – Dear Lover

  • Tiffini has my dream hair
  • Rrrr

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Harlowe – Ephemera

  • I just really like this shot
  • Also in this set: a paper airplane and a trunk full of clothes, which Harlowe changed into and out of

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Marianne – Watching

  • One of my favorite models returns, and this time she brought cake
  • after our previous shoot, Marianne gave me an incredibly delicious  brownie
  • Standard hotel, downtown LA

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Mab – City Suncatcher

  • Rooftop, downtown
  • Mab is a photography student and likely one of the sweetest girls I’ve ever met
  • it was that same day that Mab took this photo of me, right after our shoot

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Dii – Library

  • I think Dii might be an alien
  • She had to put underwear on before we started shooting
  • We shot it in front of Sean’s gorgeous new library

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Photo Flurry 012 – Art Show,Hedonism, SantaCon, STUFF

December 14th, 2009 · Photo Flurry

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I did something I shouldn’t ever do, which is let a few weeks’ worth of photos build up on my machine. Not good, not good at at all, because THIS is what happens when I do it. An avalanche of information and visuals, instead of manageable bite-sized bleep and bloops. Too late for regret now, so sit back and open wide.

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First up, last week’s print orders, among them the Orange Cream version of Honeydrip and colored-in Endless Commission. I really dig photographing my prints – they feel so very different from what the images look like on-screen, more alive and tactile, with the velvety paper texture  under the ink.

Second, here’s me giving hedonism a bad name at this amazing cake shop while pimpin’ literary enfant terrible/style maven Clint Catalyst’s and designer Jared Gold’s collaborative PRODUCT – a prize ribbon celebrating indulging in the finer things in life. Am a true hedonist? When it comes to cake, certainly. See more images from this quick shoot hurr and get your ribbon right hurr. There are other ribbons, too!

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And speaking of style, here’s most of the Haute Macabre crew during a rare meeting of the meats, captured by Chloe. We didn’t mean to match and are still pondering how this came to be. Here’s how to dress like “one of us” 1. boots 2. tight black trousers/jeans/leggings 3. drapey top 4. leather jacket/drapey jacket 5. massive scarf/cowl/hood. Black/white/gray only, obviously. I’m exempt from black hair dye.

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Samantha, Nixon, Courtney Riot, yours truly

Chloe also took the shot below, along with these photos at the Induced Epidemics reception. I think hers are my favorite from that night, at least from what I’ve seen.

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Speaking of the reception, it was crazy-fun and crazy-packed. The night is a sparkling blur of meeting people, running into tons of old friends, listening to Nixon describe the technical aspects of preserving a dead boar in the back room, feasting on Skooby’s incomparable fries, and then it all culminating in serious booty-shaking at the after-party.

I have an Induced Epidemics reception set of my very own on Flickr, too. A few of my favorites below, starting with this one of me with my piece. It’s a one-of-a-kind version of Honeydrip in warm shades of cayenne and cinnamon, measuring 14 x 30″.

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With the incredibly talented and sweet Cherry Vega and Chloe StReagan.

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Lorraine having her shmancy heels pleasured by Clint Catalyst.

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Perish and Roxy, workin’ it as per usual.

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Bunnies by Zoe Williams

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Now we begin the holiday portion of our broadcast. You’ve been warned.

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Photo Flurry 011 – Jhonen Vasquez, Turning

December 10th, 2009 · Photo Flurry

I took these pictures of Jhonen Vasquez earlier this week, because it was time. Imagine this being the top result for your Google image search for the past six years. Sure, it’s cute at first, but then you start getting boxes of baby seals in the mail and the fun stops.

Two of these are clickable.

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Inkdrops 007 – The Endless Commission Now Available

December 8th, 2009 · Inkdrops

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Last month mister Christopher Hand commissioned a drawing, loosely inspired by Neli Gaiman’s Delirium and Death. Let it be known that Sandman was the single most inspiring comic book of my youth. I didn’t really get into comics [or, at the time, singular "comic"] until I was 15. Gaiman’s use of Greek mythology resonated with me, as that happened to be some of my favorite reading material growing up. His use of alluring goths also appealed to my then-extra-black soul, and I’m fairly sure I actually got into serious trouble for drawing Dream in Chemistry class once. All this is to say I was very pleased with the assignment, the results of which have finally fallen into mister Hand’s hands, {!} which means I am now at liberty to share it here.

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Part of our agreement was my ability to offer reproductions of the piece to you, as well. Perhaps a bit late for the holidays, but better late than not at all, I say. 7.5 x 10″ in shades of deep plum, cinnamon and chartreuse, she’s in the shop, or can be yours right hurr at a special holiday price of $24.99


And! If you ordered from me this week and would like to tack this on to your order, email me directly and I’ll combine shipping. A close-up:

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Photo Flurry 010 – SG Photography 2009, Round Two

December 4th, 2009 · Biorequiem

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A little late, so maybe we should pretend I didn’t say I’d do this every Wednesday, mm? Will you forgive my little imprudence? “Weekly” sounds better at the moment.

Every Wednesday week until 2010 I’m going to post ten of my favorite Suicidegirls photos from the sets I had featured on the site this year. Think of it as a way to celebrate the wonderful models I worked with over the past eleven months. Along with the images I’ll share two or three factoids from each shoot. We’ll start at the beginning of 2009 and, when we get to the end, we’ll stop.

So! Much of Round 2 was shot in everyone’s favorite pit of debauchery, Las Vegas, during the filming of the Suicidegirls Guide to Living DVD. This was a week-long SG venture, with something like 40 suicidegirls and a bunch of staff photographers on location, shooting scenes for either the DVD or sets, around the clock. Hot naked girls. Madness. A flu that spared almost no one. I can honestly say it was a unique experience, and some of my favorite sets to date were shot during this trip.

Vivid – Refractions

Vivid and I had talked about shooting a set for ages, and this was our chance. We found an especially reflective corner, upstairs at club Body English, and got to work. This girl is hilarious and a great model, to boot. Sadly, I’m not sure I’m at liberty to discuss the best anecdote from the shoot without Vivid killing me. Suffice to say that booth bench will never be the same. Come to think of it, neither will this mirror.

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Annika & Lumi – Personal Effects

This was commissioned for a J. Hutchins‘ thriller titled, yes, Personal Effects. Shot in a vacant (and haunted) 1920’s apartment, the set was a sort of hunt for clues. Personal Effects comes with an array of materials inside that all relate to the story. We hid them around the apartment, in desk drawers, behind statues and under the rug, then “discovered” them throughout the set. We also knocked over furniture and Lumi made her own clues, including a note that shows up at the very end of the set and declares “Nice Ass!” in reference to the rest of the photo.

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Radeo – Prisoner

By far, my favorite set I’ve shot so far, or at least one of my top three favorites. I love the darkness, the dreamy atmosphere, the model’s ligerie, and the location was to die for. It was part of an old furniture and home decor store, so the bars you see here are actually carpet racks. Radeo and I planned this a few months and advance and, on the day of the shoot, had to claim the racks by taping a note to them. Radeo was quite the acrobat, climbing all over those motherfuckers like nobody’s business, even with her ankles taped together. We did not plan to involve bondage but found some black gaffer’s tape and couldn’t resist.

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Zoli – To Be Bound

Mhm, another bondage set. Once again, I helped myself to the film crew’s stuff and this time it was rope. It was just laying there abandoned, without purpose, so Zoli was a good sport and let me tie her up in an empty hotel suite. This bathroom was filled with opposing mirrors that created infinite reflections, and we took full advantage. I can’t show you most of those shots, however, because I’d need an infinite amount of black bars. You understand.

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Opaque – Impish

Opaque, to me, looks like a Warerhouse nymph. N’est ce pas?

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Chloe & Vice – Strip Tease

This, I had to shoot while filming was happening. That is to say, this scene was being filmed as I was trying to shoot a set, out of the cameras’ way. There will be footage of me doing this on the DVD. We replicated some of the poses after filming was finished, since there was only so much crawling and going fetal an can accomplish, photographically speaking. Also: rug-burn.

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Annika – Gold Dust

Conceived and shot the same day as the Personal Effects set, this was all about gold. Initially, the model was wearing gold sequined hot-pants, a gold-beaded sweater, and a gold leotard. I did that to her hair.

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Marianne – Designs on You

My favorite part of this set, besides Marianne who is always a pleasure to work with, was a mint green vintage dentist chair in the corner of this room and M’s shiny red Fluevogs (not pictured).

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Bob – What Stays in Vegas

Shot this while covering Cinevegas ‘09 with Chinashop. It’s part of these shenanigans, which I couldn’t even begin to explain.

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Georgia & Milloux – Temptation

Hey, it’s my bedroom! At the risk of coming across as a creepy Boogie Nights-style pornographer, I offered these laydeez a plate of sliced strawberries covered in honey to use as a prop. Have you ever had strawberries like this? It’s incredible! And I really dig this shot. The angle of Milloux’s fingers, both their expressions, that red rope. Believe me when I say there was nothing artificial about this here chemistry. A soft note on which to end out excursion through Round Two of my 2009 SG sets.

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Photo Flurry 009 – Art Show, Nadya’s Birthday, Russian Thanksgiving!

December 1st, 2009 · Photo Flurry

1. ART SHOW

Hark! This Saturday [this very one] you’re all invited to Induced Epidemics – the very first art show curated by Haute Macabre. I’ll be there, showing a very large, one-of-a-kind version of Honeydrip.

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The breakdown:

Date: Saturday, December 5, 2009
Time: 8:00pm – 11:40pm [mhm]
Location: Chaos Gallery, Los Angeles, CA
Address: 6031 Hollywood Blvd.

Also showing: Chad Michael Ward, Michael Hussar, Sequoia Emmanuel, Eirik Aswang, Cherry Vega, Tim Kern, Courtney Riot, Zoe Williams, Andy Yang, Jessica McCourt, Scott Holloway, and Talismur

2. NADYA’S BIRTHDAY

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Nadya had quite a year of being 26 and it was great to help her see it off and greet 27, among friends and with CAKE. We watched El Topo, played with furry animals and stuffed out faces with fondue. We all need more fondue in our lives. Also, I need more parties in my life that don’t make me want to escape in under 45 minutes.

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We celebrated at Paul and Thomas’ awesome house, which is filled with all sorts of art and interesting STUFF. An entire set of photos from this lovely night is here, a few favorites, below.

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Courtney, blending with the night

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3. THANKSGIVING a la Russe

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Thanksgiving is a sinister holiday. However, if we can all pretend we’re not thanking the Native Americans for their permanent sacrifice and think of the modern-day notion of Thanksgiving as Feast N’ Gratitude Day, it’s pretty sweet.

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As a Russian, celebrating this holiday is new. Like Christmas, it was never a family tradition, [Christmas still isn't] but over the past few years my mom has figured out that she can lure me into the Valley with promise of food and drink. Smart cookie, that Julia. This was my second Thanksgiving at mom’s and it was Ales’ first ever.

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The traditional Thanksgiving smoked salmon

A worldly woman, mom presented a cornucopia of appetizers, per Russian tradition. Among them: fresh mozzarella, beef tongue, two kinds of smoked fish, salad, stewed eggplant and so much more. As for the mandatory turkey, ours was stuffed with apples and served with pineapple sweet potatoes. Now I want it all over again.

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Now, a moment of honesty, entirely devoid of the usual quips. I can do this.

I have a lot to be thankful for, this year more than ever. Between Coilhouse completing its first print cycle [it's quarterly], our first magazine signing at ComicCon, going freelance, April’s trip to London and Paris, meeting, luring, and claiming Ales, and a succession of completely unprecedented experiences that verge on the imaginary, 2009 was a charmed year for me. How could it not be, ‘t was the year of the monkey, after all.

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It was also a drastically challenging year for me and for those close to me, which makes the victories all the more resonant. I’m incredibly proud of all my peeps: you’ve grown creatively, met your challenges head on, moved across continents, kicked ass, rewired your brains, and emerged from the rubble, tousled, but full of grace. High five!

There, I DUDDITS. Let us never speak of this again.

Always,

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Blush Response 003 – The Prophesied Eyebrow Tutorial

November 30th, 2009 · Blush Response

Blush Response

We’ve endured quite a lull, haven’t we? I give you my penance – the long-awaited eyebrow-drawing tutorial. This is not about tweezing or otherwise shaping natural brows – that would have been a sham! These are my tips, after all, and my eyebrows are nearly nonexistent. So if it’s natural eyebrow advice you’re after, I recommend heading here. Meanwhile, the rest of us will go over ways to enhance or replace brows with the help of cosmetics. Please don’t mind the hair in the photos below – I’m in the process of growing a mega-mane and it does what it wants.

There are two ground rules to fake eyebrow mastery: 1. drawn-on arches must match your natural arches and 2. the inner edges must be blended instead of squared or rounded off. Obviously, neither of these apply if you’re going for Siouxsie brows, or any other type of hyper-stylized brows. We’re not discussing those today. Today is all about an everyday look, but these tips will help you achieve success in all future eyebrow ventures. First, a few shapes to avoid:

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1. unnatural arch too close to the center of the eye 2. eyebrows too blunt and too close together 3. Clown

One thing all these fine folks have in common is a complete lack of natural eyebrows. Now, what if you have no eyebrows, or, like me, have very fine eyebrows – how do you find your natural arch and edge, thus avoiding the above mishaps? Just raise, then scrunch your brow while looking in the mirror. It might help to mark these points with liner when you find them. I have a slight advantage because I have very lightly tattooed brows, so I don’t need to look for my arches. See:

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If, on the contrary, you have unruly brows, now is the time to tame them. I use a brush with a spritz of hairspray when needed, but there’s an array of specialty products for this very purpose out there, too. Once the hair is in check it’s time to get down to business.

PRODUCTS
Pencil seems to work fine for many peeps, but I find powder easier to blend and less likely to smear. I use Mac eye shadows and my current shade is “Contrast”. It’s shimmery, but with a solid base, goes on evenly and has hints of both blue and purple, which matches my hair. For a more natural look, your eyebrows should be a couple of shades lighter than your hair, but don’t be afraid to play with color. For instance, platinum-haired peeps are generally told to use light brown, but I would love to see more blonds going for a show queen look with white brows, instead. Occasionally, I trade my varying blues for raspberry or emerald shades. Etc, etc, etc – a whole world of color possibilities awaits.

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Certain paint brushes cost a fraction of brand name make-up brushes and last just as long, if not longer. Frankly, I pity da fool who spends twenty bucks on an angled make-up brush.My brushes of choice are Blick Masterstroke Short Handles, but the in the photos below I’m using some other type of Blick angled brush.

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L – Mac Contrast eye shadow, top R – Blick angled paint brush, Bottom R – brand name eyebrow brush

APPLICATION

If your shadow is pressed, scrape a little into a tiny powdery mound for maximum brush-loading power. I use my fingernail or a sculpting tool. Like the brave brow ninja that you are, dip your brush in, tap off excess product, and lightly outline your desired shape. Fill in the shape, but do not, I repeat, DO NOT square or round off the inner edges of your brows. This is the technique that separates the men from the boys and the eyebrow connoisseurs from rodeo clowns, or whatever else the case may be.

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For a softer, more natural look than shown here, use a lighter shade with a dry brush. For a stylized look like mine, wet your brush before dipping it into the shadow. I apply one brow at a time, but it probably makes more sense to oscillate between both. Surely you’ll find your preferred method after a few rounds.

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Clean up and shape with a wet cotton swab, remembering to blend after if you’re after a softer look. You can also use a clean brush, but I prefer the swabs, because I can quickly adjust the shape and thickness by removing small strips of cotton.

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Now, use a little sheer powder as an anti-smudging agent over your masterpiece and you’re done! If you have eyebrow questions I didn’t  answer, please ask in the comments section. I’ll include them in the post as they arrive.

UPDATE

Readers’ questions, answered!

I worry about the smudge-factor. How difficult is it to keep from ruining your final product?
I find that it’s not that difficult at all, but then I’ve had years of getting used to drawn-on brows. Avoiding touching them becomes reflexive and dabbing translucent powder over them helps seal them quite well. I will say that most, ehm, acts of passion will still smudge them even so. I haven’t tried Benefit’s She Laq yet, perhaps that’d do the trick.

How do you draw them on so evenly?
Knowing where my arches and edges are. Once you find those, it’s all just connect-the-dots.

Is there any special translucent powder you recommend?
Not especially – I use whatever I have on hand. Usually it’s Bare Escentuals Mineral Veil.

What other paint brushes do you recommend for eye makeup, specifically for blending?
Brushes are better when I do others’ makeup, but, even after being a pro make-up artist, I prefer the crappy drugstore sponge applicators. They hold and blend eye shadows evenly and I really just have a knack for using them.

Do you recommend tattooing the eyebrows on? If so, any ideas where?
Yes! I definitely recommend getting them done by a professional technician as opposed to a tattoo parlor. I found mine online!

I really could use a touch-up, actually. The thing about cosmetic tattooing is that it fades, which is nice if you change your mind and hair color often. I had my brows done when I was a redhead but now that my hair is blue I’ll probably have them freshened up a darker, more neutral hue.

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Always,

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Photo Flurry 008 – SG photography 2009, Round One

November 25th, 2009 · Photo Flurry

Photo Flurry

2009 is almost over! It’s the first year of my life that really flew by in an instant. My memory hasn’t been what it ought to be since my chemically extravagant teenage years, so I especially enjoy end-of-the-year summary posts. Also, putting everything in perspective is an excellent way to plot for the future. This year we’re going to start slow, since I’m just now getting on the mend after what turned into a nearly month-long sickness. As some of you know, I’m a staff photographer over at Suicidegirls.com.

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Every Wednesday until 2010 I’m going to post ten of my favorite photos from the thirty-something sets I had featured on the site this year. Think of it as a way to celebrate all the wonderful models I worked with over the past eleven months. Along with the images I’ll share two or three factoids from each shoot. We’ll start at the beginning of 2009 and, when we get to the end, we’ll stop. Onward, to the eye candy!

Cori – Afternoon Bubbles

  • Cori is from Montreal
  • She hated the way her hair looked that day, until it got wet
  • My jeans got wet as well, from standing on the edges of the tub. Happens with every water set, as I’ve since learned.

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Nixon – All Grown Up

  • Nixon is a co-editor at Haute Macabre, also owner of incredibly blue eyes
  • She showed up prepared with an entire rolling suitcase of supplies
  • I did her hair on the fly right before shooting

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Dixy – Violet in Hollywood

  • Dixy is from the UK and she really loves metal \m/
  • She was known on the site as a redhead, this was her first set with violet hair
  • The hotel room where we shot had hideous yellow comforters – I brought mine

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Coley – Burn Before Reading

  • Coley is an avid dirt bike rider
  • She also has excellent tomboy style
  • Part of this set features a vintage typewriter and piles of books, which is loosely referenced in the title

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Sawa – Oil Slick

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Chloe – The High Life

  • Chloe is a firecracker and an expert model
  • This is one of the multitude of sets from Las Vegas in February, during a week-long shoot for an upcoming SG DVD.
  • We were fortunate enough to use the upstairs of club Body English

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Nya – Rouge Baiser

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AnnaMay – Eyes Wide

  • The bathroom we shot in was tiny – she was the only model small enough to stand on top of the sink and toilet tank [HOT.]
  • It was difficult to choose a shot to use in this post. I settled on this one, even though it’s a simple portrait, because I love AnnaMay’s piercings – they accentuate her awesome Gelfling face perfectly. Also, the rest  of my favorite shots from this set were extremely naked

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Warning – Corporate Cannibal

  • Warning is from Ohio
  • The title is a tribute to Grace Jones
  • Shot on the final day in Vegas. By this point in the trip I’d fallen victim to the horrible flu that got almost everyone

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Rambo – Supah Fly

  • Vegas set, shot at Lisa’s sweet pad with a few of her friends watching and taking iPhone pictures
  • Fnished in under thirty minutes because Rambo and I are a super-team when we work together
  • I told Rambo to channel Tony Montana during the shoot. She did.

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That’s all for now. More SG hotness forthcoming next Wednesday.

Always,

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Inkdrops 006 – Endless Commission

November 18th, 2009 · Inkdrops

Inkdrops

I think I might be typing this from beyond the grave. Today I:

  1. Woke up, evaluated condition
  2. Realized I was, possibly, even more sick than yesterday [ sweet!]
  3. Found a way to cope by slumping over a desk, refusing to speak, and drawing from 9am to 2pm
  4. Made the best garlic mashed potatoes I’ve ever made. Coincidentally, the first time I ever made garlic mashed potatoes.
  5. Retreated back to bed, where we watched Inglorious Basterds

That’s all I got. Except this – a sneaky peek at the commission I managed to start and finish today. The client asked me to draw a figure reminiscent of a blend between Neil Gaiman’s Death and Delirium. Could any request have been more appropriate, considering my present state? Probably not. I’ll post the entire thing once she’s safely in his hands.

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And also this – what appears to be the only photo of me with Josh, Ales and Kevin from Bats and Cats Masquerade, courtesy of Amy.

Because it’s funny and you know it.

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SLUMP.

Always,

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Photo Flurry 007 – Sick Days

November 17th, 2009 · Photo Flurry

Photo Flurry

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Enjoying the silence, are we? If not, please accept my apologies – I’ve been sick. Sick for almost two weeks now, in fact. Like so many self-employed Americans I do not have health insurance, which has me in the interesting position of needing to find an affordable doctor. Tea and bed don’t seem to be doing their usual trick and I am so very, very sick of being sick and unproductive.

Update: went to the doctor today. The visit was $80 and the blood work I’m having done, just all the standard stuff, was $135. That’s $215 total for a fifteen-minute conversation and a blood test.

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There have been some highlights, despite this sorry state of affairs. For example, we saw F*ck Buttons and Final Fantasy live, all in one week. Final Fantasy’s performance turned out to be my favorite of the year. Also, I’ve had a little time to start considering plans for the coming year and to properly squish my dogbeast. Managed to get out a few times, and to take some pictures, too.

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On Friday the thirteenth I dropped by the Hello Kitty Bats and Cats Masquerade. The theme was eighties’ goth, so I slipped into a liquid black mini-dress and hosted a 80s make up demo on Ustream before going out. Didn’t record the session, with the exception of a tiny nonsensical clip from the very end. Currently planning a bi-coastal Ustream + Absinthe party with my friend and colleague, Molly Crabapple. My gallery of the masquerade just  showed up on ChinaShop! Meanwhile, here’s me being ultra goff after the demo and Ales working a cupcake and eye make up I put on him, at the event.

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One of our bedside tables, graced by yet another mug of tea with copious amounts of honey. Though I don’t generally agree with holiday lights as acceptable form of decor, these make me feel infinitely better about everything.

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Recent self-portrait. I’ve yet to add it to my 365 project gallery.

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Another one, from last week. I managed to drag my ass out of bed and to the Taslimur’s studio for a collaboration with Denver designer/stylist Jessica Rowell. I dug her face-painting so much that I slept in it and  took these photos the following morning. Mm, cracks around the eyes.

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The result of the collaboration! Taslimur’s a saint for pulling off this shoot literally the day after having minor surgery.  Jessica is truly a wunderkind; only nineteen years old and completely self-taught. She made this dress for me, based only on a few loose references and inspiration photos, in about a week. Superteam, GO!

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Jhonen’s demon-shadow demands nuts, a few weeks back.

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Ales, deep in research.

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And finally, a couple of shots by the one, the only, Lou O’Bedlam, from about a month ago. I really like both of these.

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Always,

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Inkdrops 005 – New Print, Honeydrip, Complete

November 9th, 2009 · Inkdrops

Inkdrops

Presenting Honeydrip, completed just in time for the Haute Macabre exhibit. It’s a biggun, comparatively speaking – drawn on 17×22 Bristol board, then cut out mercilessly for scanning. This was initially meant to be a painting, but I got as far as two layers of paint before realizing it wasn’t at all what I wanted from the piece. A special, one-of-a-kind version of it is going in the show like this, instead.

Honeydrip is a sort of follow-up to Nectar Coma and there may be more where this came from, in the future. For now, there are two color variants, “the cotton candy” and “the orange cream”, between which I refuse to choose. Not to worry, I’m be offering both, against complimentary backgrounds, as 8.5×11″ prints. They’re in the shop right now!

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Always,

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Inkdrops 004 – Honeydrip

November 6th, 2009 · Inkdrops

Inkdrops

I’m down with a nasty cold, hopped up on Indian herbs, Genmaicha, and enough honey to drown in.

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Fairly sure most of my brain and body have shut down to give my drawing arm power. In fact, the arm is typing this entirely on its own.

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The sticky fruit of my labor, thus far. Not sure whether I’ll begin digitizing this today, as I’m being yelled at to “get the fuck in bed and get some sleep”.

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Always,

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Photo Flurry 006 – Skulls, Two Birthdays and a Video

November 3rd, 2009 · Photo Flurry

Photo Flurry

Last week marked two years since the Coilhouse blog launched in October 2007. To commemorate the occasion, Nadya, Mer and I sat at our respective web-cams across the globe and made videos which Mer edited together to create the birthday masterpiece below. I invite you to read our two-year anniversary post here.

While we’re on the subject of birthdays, Lou O’Bedlam had one, along with a celebratory barbecue. Ever since my days of adventuring down South, I’ve been fascinated with this ritual. The secret sauce, its recipe guarded by generations, the grill preparation, the astonishment at how much food can actually be stuffed inside a single human stomach – all those elements remain the same no matter which state you’re in. Its simultaneously comforting and disturbing.

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Vee is passionate about nuts.

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I am passionate about sausage.

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Lou’s dad is passionate about barbecue perfection. The mix master of meats. MEATMASTER.

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Amanda liked my sock garters and had a bottle of spiked cranberry juice.

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Lou turned 32 and looked fabulous doing it.

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This is what October looks like here.

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Ales and I had very different takes on the “meat coma” face.

After a serious post-BBQ nap, we were off to my favorite autumn event; the Dia De Los Muertos spectacle at the Hollywood Forever cemetery. I shot a huge gallery there I’m happy with that’s up over at China Shop right now. Click here to see it.

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For Halloween, Chris Gore and I went on a costume-hunting quest, the documentation of which can be seen on China Shop, here.

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This was one of my favorites – Lucy from Bram Stoker’s Dracula. I attempted this costume once for a photo shoot, but I think this girl did it better. Here is my version, shot by Dan Santoni, before I go.

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Click for large size!

And now I go. More soon!

Always,

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Style Dispatch 005 – Halloween Edition

November 2nd, 2009 · Style Dispatch

Style Dispatch

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As mentioned a while back, I decided to finally dress as Major Kusanagi from Ghost in the Shell for Halloween. Last year I boycotted the holiday altogether so it was definitely time to do it up. In retrospect, I realize that this differs very little from the way I usually look; in fact, I owned all of the items except the leotard before deciding to dress at the Major. I don’t know if that makes it a lazy costume and I suppose it doesn’t really matter. I already had the hair, too. Ftt.

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I’ve wanted to dress up as The Major ever since I dyed my hair blue a few years ago. This outfit isn’t really exact, but more of a blend of Kusanagi’s combat suit and her more salacious outfits. It was a tough call since, on one hand, skankin’ it up for Halloween is lame/cliche, while on the other hand this character is designed to be super-sexy. My costume was sort of a compromise between bad-ass and hawtt.

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Though this Halloween was fun enough, I wish I could have been back in Japan wearing this. The outfit doesn’t quite have the same effect mingling at a costume house party as it might were I tucked into a tenth-level red-lit bar somewhere in the heart of Tokyo. Still, the costume was incredibly fun and comfortable to wear. After spending two solid days in Kusanagi mode, I’ve gained a new appreciation of bodysuits that will likely affect my wardrobe in the future.

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My favorite part of the costuming process was that it became somewhat interactive. I asked my Twitter friends to help me pick between a heavy leather motorcycle jacket and a cropped shrug. Major Kusanagi wears different jackets throughout the GITS manga, films, and series and I couldn’t decide which I liked best. Thanks to the magic of good old-fashioned cam-whoring,  Twitpic, and @ replies the day was saved.

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Details:

  • Shrug – Plastik Wrap
  • Leotard – American Apparel
  • Leggings – F21
  • Thigh-high socks – Sock Dreams
  • Utility belt – Lip Service
  • Boots [not pictured] – “Oriana” by Ralph Lauren
Always,

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